All the stress, tension and name-calling is now at an end. If you don’t believe how much stress is being released right now then you obviously do not have a Facebook account or have not checked your friend’s stati in awhile. EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT!
A few of my favorite amusing and “WTF?” generating stati from friends (names withheld)…
“_____ is definately moving now”
“____ can finally breathe”
“______ knows why all the conservatives are moving to liberal Canada, they want to drink their sorrows away”
“_______IS THE HAPPIEST GIRL ALIVE!”
“_____Rock out with your Barack out”
“______ is very sad for unborn/would be Americans” [i can’t decide whether this is about the election or Mi.’s proposal 2 (go science!)]
“______Obama-rama and marijuana”
“_____can’t believe all you dumbass Democrats! Just wait big big big mistake!…Fuck! Obambas the anti-christ!”
“_____ is scared for the next four years…maybe I’ll leave the country?”
“_____ is, you betcha”
Now, if I truly wanted to live up to my reputation of pwning Christians with their own Bible, (since most of these quotes are from my fellow Calvin students), I could compose a little sermonette about not having “a spirit of fear” and the two cities…but I’m really just too amused right now. Anyone else witness some worthy freak outs?
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