I have figured out who uttered the statement that “Biology is the least Biblical major” on the commons lawn a month ago. I heard the same voice today in the hall uttering a shockingly similar statement, and it turns out she is in my Biology class.
I didn’t put it together before because she is the type of freshman who is just really excited to be at college. “Omg, I am living away from home? Isn’t that fantastic?” sort of person who feels like narrating the drama on her floor to a room full of upperclassmen who could care less why your roommate watches Sex and the City until 2 in the morning and how the floor date last night went. She also stalks a guy in that class too (he’s cute though, so she at least has good taste).
And as it turns out, I discovered that she is a creationist…which could explain the comment on the lawn.
Which brings me to part three of How To Teach Science at a Christian College/University
Save the chapters on evolution until the last few weeks. This will save you many a headache. But make it so that it is the only thing covered on the final. Devious!