For the past few days I have been visiting my grandma in Toledo, OH (which has to be the old people capital of the world, next to Florida. It seems that everyone has a grandparent that lives there). My grandma’s favorite store is Elder Beerman’s, which is the greatest old people store ever. Whenever we go I am always the youngest customer in the store by 40+ years.
Anyways, there are a lot of ways in which I could point out how lame Toledo is, but I shall instead leave you with some pics from E.B.’s.
Pardon me for momentarily going into AOL speak, but I feel that it most applies here: “Omg, WTF?” Who the hell thought that this was a good way to advertise? It’s srsly the creepiest thing ever.

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Jenna // June 23, 2008 at 2:23 pm |
Wow. Just wow. Who in the world thought pumpkin and avocado colored torsos were a good idea to begin with? And then to cover them in plastic food? The merchandiser in me in having convulsions right this moment. You win. THAT is creepy…
kaydonthedinosaur // June 23, 2008 at 8:50 pm |
Some old person who probably can’t see too good.